Ramblings of an Insomniac

Just for Fun..

Presented is an occupying resemblence betwixt the path an MBA educatee commutes an ostensibly non-convoluted arrangement of colloquy to the especial that is fathomable particularly to homo sapiens having profound dexterity over english semantics.

Meaning: Given below is a comparison between the way an MBA student converts a visibly simple sentence to that which is understandable only to humans having a good command over english.

MBA STUDENT VS NORMAL PERSON

MBA STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with
resplendence are not truly auriferous.

NORMAL PERSON: All that glitters is not gold.



MBA STUDENT: Sorting on the part of
mendicants must be interdicted.

NORMAL PERSON: Beggars are not choosers



MBA STUDENT: Male cadavers are incapable of
rendering any testimony.

NORMAL PERSON: Dead men tell no tales



MBA STUDENT: Neophyte's serendipity.

NORMAL PERSON: Beginner's luck



MBA STUDENT: A revolving lithic conglomerate
accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

NORMAL PERSON: a rolling stone gathers no
moss


MBA STUDENT: Members of an avian species of
identical plumage tend to congregate.

NORMAL PERSON: birds of the same feather
flock together


MBA STUDENT: Pulchritude possesses solely
cutaneous profundity.

NORMAL PERSON: beauty is only skin deep


MBA STUDENT: Freedom from incrustations of
grime is contiguous to rectitude.

NORMAL PERSON: cleanliness is godliness


MBA STUDENT: It is fruitless to become
lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

NORMAL PERSON: there's no use crying over
spilt milk


MBA STUDENT: It is fruitless to attempt to
indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

NORMAL PERSON: u can't try to teach an old
dog new tricks


MBA STUDENT: Surveillance should precede
saltation.

NORMAL PERSON: look before you leap



MBA STUDENT: Scintillate, scintillate,
asteroid minim.

NORMAL PERSON: twinkle, twinkle, little star



MBA STUDENT: The person presenting the
ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

NORMAL PERSON: he who laughs last, laughs the
best


MBA STUDENT: Exclusive dedication to
necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John
hebetudinous fellow.

NORMAL PERSON: all work and no play make
jack a dull boy



MBA STUDENT: Individuals who make their
abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting
petrious projectiles.

NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass
houses should not throw stones.



MBA STUDENT: Where there are visible vapors
having their provenance
in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

NORMAL PERSON: where there's smoke, there's
fire

posted by Vamsee @ 2:57 PM